Monday, August 27, 2012

I die.

Marriage is About Communication...

Frank: Who are you texting? You just got out of the car.

Scoot: I'm texting Justin Bieber lyrics to my brother. I didn't want to text them in the car because if I died, he'd have to go on a commercial and be like "If I was your booooyfriend" was the last thing my sister wrote. I was being considerate. I wouldn't want to leave that legacy.

(Stunned Silence)